... so the bartender asks
"Why the long face?" And Celine Dion replies, "Because I'm
a horse, you idiot!"
Little known fact: horses cannot regurgitate the contents of their stomachs. Unlike Celine Dion, who has become famous for vomiting the contents of other people's songs in over-glorified performances; and in some cases, has actually induced vomiting in listeners.
A good cribbing strap will keep a horse from cribbing (which is a means by which a horse can extend his esophagus to effectively belch). Which explains why I've never heard Celine Dion belch the theme from Titanic.
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