Nice Try Films: They Shoot People Sometimes, Don't They?

Will this war on Christmas never end?

Working in the film business, I have been forwarded many email queries that have varied from quaint to bizarre.  Here is an actual email that I felt warranted some actual, special attention:

 

From: XXXXX@XXXXX.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 9:54 AM
To: XXXXX@XXXXX.com
Subject: PICTURES

Dear Mrs. XXXXX

Our main activity is the production and distribution of documentaries about hunting tourism and adventure films in which the basic subject are exotic tourist destinations. Thanks to the many years` efforts of XXXXX we already have more than 100 titles about hunting tourism. His work is fundamental in planning and organization of hunt adventures all over the world. We have also accomplished projects about exotic tourist destinations such as Java, Bali, Cambodia, Bangkok, St.Petersburg, Turkey, Greece and Finland for five years now.

We use professional technique in our work and our new films are made and processed in HDV format which makes them available for contemporary cinema halls as well as for big High Definition TV sets.  We would like you to pay attention to our last project which is about the true legend of Santa Claus. You may visit our website: www.XXXXX.com  or see the attached file for more information about technique specifications and annotations of our complete films. If you are interested in distribution, we will send you a demo copy of our films. We are looking forward to your offers for distributing our documentaries.

Please, do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions. You may contact XXXXX, at direct telephone number +XXX XXXXXXXXX and if you prefer you may use Skype: XXXXX.XXXXX

For entire information and further inquiries, please e-mail us at the following address XXXXX@XXXXX.com

Best Regards,
XXXXX
Manager

 

Dear XXXXX,

You filthy bastards.  You killed Santa Claus like he was just some big game cat to be hunted down and shot and tied to the fender – and all for the purposes of entertainment.

I hope, nay, I trust, you will rot in hell.

Sincerely,

Nice Try Films