Saturday, September 8, 2012

Pride and Lecherous


 
1.  The conscience being what it is, it was easy to understand how one could so easily steer a conversation from "pricking ones finger" to "fingering ones prick".  Now... how to make such a segway in a gentlemanly manner.

2.  Emily clung to her sewing as the pre-occupation, and therefore the pretense, for not staring at Lord Pembry's riding breeches. 

3.  Such a beauty had he never seen before, this lady here in brilliant yellow and white silk.  It seemed criminal, even to his sociopathic mind, to get blood all over it when he would just moments later bludgen her with his cane.

4.  The cucumber and butter sandwiches were a delight at afternoon tea.  But, Lady Emily knew that not even the prolific flower garden could cover her gas that was about to send Lord Pembry suddenly on his way.

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